My poo’s started to get very runny and were a funny colour.
Mummy said to Daddy she thought she saw something called ‘blood’. Daddy told
her to keep an eye on me (which she did all the time anyway) and if it didn’t
get better we would go somewhere called the ‘vets’. I didn’t like the sound of
that. Things didn’t get better and late one night I poo’d out nothing but
blood. I was in a lot of pain. Mummy and Daddy got very upset and took me off
to the ‘emergency vet’ and that sounded even scarier.
Here I am looking all sorry for myself
When we got there all the ladies were very, very nice and
made a big fuss of me because I’m ‘soooo cute’. Daddy said ‘Never mind all
that. Sort ‘er arse out. It’s bleedin’. The nice ladies gave me some more
cuddles and then some medicine and told my humans to get me checked out by my
own vet. I didn’t have one yet…
As we were leaving I heard Daddy say he was going to ‘settle
up’ and then loudly, ‘’Ow much?’ Jesus!’
We then got in the car and Daddy shut
the door a little bit too hard before saying to Mummy ‘’Undred and eighty quid
to stick a thermometer up ‘er arse and give her some bleedin’ Alka Saltzer! Taking
soddin’ liberties luv! And we’ve got to take her to another bloody vet as well
for chrissakes. What was the point of that then? I could have stuck a
thermometer up ‘er arse for nuffing!’ Mummy stayed quiet because she knew Daddy was
‘going into one’…again.
I don’t know what ‘quids’ are but I think it’s ‘monies’
and I was going to cost lots of it.
My humans took me to a vet lady and she was lovely and made
a fuss of me (did I tell you I was cute?), gave me a kiss and then she stuck a
thermometer up my arse too! I wasn’t happy and I’m learning some bad words
because of my Daddy. They had to give the vet lady some of my poo in a little
bottle and it had to be sent for testing. The vet lady said I also had
‘conjunk, conjuntiv,…pink-eye! She said the ‘fat ‘orrible cow’ (Daddy’s name
for that lady who owned me) hadn’t looked after me at all.
I had to stay at home and couldn’t even go in the garden
while we waited for the test results. I still had runny poo’s. It was really
bad. When my results came back it said I had ‘Giardhia’ which is a very, very
bad tummy bug that could have sent me to heaven. It nearly sent poor Mummy
there too because she caught it from me. It really isn’t true that humans can’t
get infected by dogs. Ask my Mummy…
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